Be Your Fucking Self.
went to gabriel's house and met a few of his childhood friends. from america 1, speak got slang 1. 2 girls and 1 guy. 1 girl have the caucasian look although she is mixed(chinese with white caucasian) the other 2 have the american born chinese look.
we were happily "swimming" when this female security guard came and told us that we weren't in proper swimming attire.
security guard(female): you are not wearing proper swimming attire.(pointing to gab's childhood friend, the one that looks like a caucasian)
she(gab's friend, the same one through out) was wearing a tank top over her bikini and shorts. the surf wear type of material.
gab's friend: it is made of the same material as the kid over there(pointing to a kid wearing a bodysuit/whatever) i can let you feel it.
security guard(female): but your not wearing proper swimming attire, you can read the rules over there(pointing to a far unknown/who cares?) i can call my supervisor here if you don't believe me. yesterday, i had to ask a group of boys to leave because they were not wearing proper swimming attire. i can let your swim but if got people complain(from their apartments), i have to ask your to leave.
gab's friend: alright, if they do complain then we'll deal with it.
later the security guard yaks the same words while i "attentively" listen with full eye contact and nodding while gab's friend laughs. to which her last words were "stop laughing".
later gab's friend the one that got picked on, commented on what happened with quite a number of fucks.
WHAT THE FUCK??
first time in my entire life, i heard a girl cuss likeme a sailor. maybe it has got to do with the american culture. but damn, it was damn nice. she was speaking from her heart, her true felt comments expressed in a honest way.
be your FUCKING SELF. don't sugar coat stuff because your afraid to hurt someone's feeling. to me that is lying and the worst person to lie to is yourself.
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i read in the newspaper that women disliked men with low-class jobs. rag and bone man, undertaker, gigalo, dish washer... etc
then a fabulous idea struck me. when i grow up, i will introduce myself as a person having a low-class job to prospective partners so as to find out whether if they materialistic or ambitious because that don't go with simple, plain and dumb jimbo's personallity.
then i remember that i'm fat and ugly now which will most probably stay with me. so no point finding someone who wouldn't mind what i'm doing, i should be finding someone who wouldn't mind how i look.
P.S. 2 more posts to my 100th post. stay tuned. it is going to get interesting.(differs from people to people)
Cr4Pp!e
we were happily "swimming" when this female security guard came and told us that we weren't in proper swimming attire.
security guard(female): you are not wearing proper swimming attire.(pointing to gab's childhood friend, the one that looks like a caucasian)
she(gab's friend, the same one through out) was wearing a tank top over her bikini and shorts. the surf wear type of material.
gab's friend: it is made of the same material as the kid over there(pointing to a kid wearing a bodysuit/whatever) i can let you feel it.
security guard(female): but your not wearing proper swimming attire, you can read the rules over there(pointing to a far unknown/who cares?) i can call my supervisor here if you don't believe me. yesterday, i had to ask a group of boys to leave because they were not wearing proper swimming attire. i can let your swim but if got people complain(from their apartments), i have to ask your to leave.
gab's friend: alright, if they do complain then we'll deal with it.
later the security guard yaks the same words while i "attentively" listen with full eye contact and nodding while gab's friend laughs. to which her last words were "stop laughing".
later gab's friend the one that got picked on, commented on what happened with quite a number of fucks.
WHAT THE FUCK??
first time in my entire life, i heard a girl cuss like
be your FUCKING SELF. don't sugar coat stuff because your afraid to hurt someone's feeling. to me that is lying and the worst person to lie to is yourself.
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i read in the newspaper that women disliked men with low-class jobs. rag and bone man, undertaker, gigalo, dish washer... etc
then a fabulous idea struck me. when i grow up, i will introduce myself as a person having a low-class job to prospective partners so as to find out whether if they materialistic or ambitious because that don't go with simple, plain and dumb jimbo's personallity.
then i remember that i'm fat and ugly now which will most probably stay with me. so no point finding someone who wouldn't mind what i'm doing, i should be finding someone who wouldn't mind how i look.
P.S. 2 more posts to my 100th post. stay tuned. it is going to get interesting.(differs from people to people)
Cr4Pp!e
posted by jimbo at 10:45 PM
2 Comments:
initially i thought yr entry would be some kinda angry entry. but turned out otherwise.
well, you're right! be yourself and not be someone others want you to be. lol. take care dude. (:
fashionista: arh. don't judge a book by its cover. haha. yeah, be yourself. take care.
june: log in and at the dashboard, you can see the number of posts. take care.
azzie: thank you very much. you take care too.
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