Primary School Gathering

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i was awoken this morning afternoon at 1.30pm by a call from my primary school classmate Kai Ting.

Kai Ting: hello.

Me: ello. (missing out the "H" due to "morning sickness")

Kai Ting: are you doing anything later?

Me: no.

Kai Ting: come down orchard for primary school class gathering. suppose to meet at 1.30pm but they are late.

Me: eh, who going?

Kai Ting: blah blah blah..........

Me: oh. ok. i reach there around 2plus.(thinking that it was 1pm)

then i went about getting out of bed, brushing teeth and doing the necessities. being 1.63m and 90kg, life is much slower(i need more time to do the same things). reached orchard at 4plus. walked around a little(far east), took neoprint(because Kai Ting wanted to and she will give the "face" if you refused). so glad that the machine did not crack or topple over when i accidentally leaned on it.

felt hungry at 5 although i ate instant noodles and a sandwich at 4. so decided to "fuel" up at buger king thinking that we will be walking around more. when i finished my fuelling at 6 and we decide to move out, all of them wanted to go home. Na-Beh.

i can roughly guess how i was invited.

friend A: only the few of us ar?

friend B: yeah.

friend C: did you invited everyone a not?

friend B: yep.

friend D: don't tell me you invited that fat, obese and oversized pig that reeks of shit.(me)

friend B: don't have la. you think i want to smell his odour ar?

friend E: later he find out about this outing then say that we outcast him. now 1.30pm just ask him come, he confirm don't want to since he is so lazy.

their plan backfired and i came. at burger king.

friend A: wah, i cannot take it already, he is damn stink la.

friend C: i know, we all lie to him that we go home then meet somewhere else.

no wonder they left so early. i'm such a loser. boo hoo hoo. everyone hates me. my life is so miserable.

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