Provoked

Never use your Windows laptop infront of your Mac friends unless you want to be provoked. more on that tomorrow.

Spring Cleaning Camp

it is 5am now, i've done little sai kang(spring cleaning). basically, i'm quite a lazy person. i was suppose to reach the place at 6pm but then procrastination leads to dilly-dalliness. so i reached there at 8pm thinking that they most probably ended the spring cleaning and began the fun part.

i was shocked when i reach the place, they looked like they just began. Na-Beh. wanted to go there and slack. ended up doing some sai kang stuff. i sneakly went to an air-con environment to slack with some freshies. they were playing monopoly on the computer. aH-Ha!

frankly speakinig, about 2 years ago, i ceased playing multi-player computer games. counter-strike, warcraft, gunbound and sorts. the only game that i play is need for speed.

later a friend, started doing her tutorial. that module was about buying online shopping. basically, she had to fill up a form about her online shopping experience. for eg, she had to write a guide on how to find the website and buy the laptop.

by the way, she is studying bullshit business studies. so we all know what course to not take.

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Quickie

here's a quickie before i leave for spring cleaning camp.

i've learnt that during lectures, sleeping is "allowed" or rather the lecturer doesn't care. this week, i slept throughout a 2 hour lecture and made an aeroplane out of blue tack in a 1 hour lecture.

worst of all, i'm the only one that is slacking. everyone else is damn enthu and alert listening to the lectures and stuff. i think in their hearts, all of them are thinking "i better not be doing a project with that short, fat and lazy asshole. he will definitely cause me to get a B."

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Poly/Dental Visit

hi! to all my faithful readers(0) im sorry for not updating about my loser life. for i've been a little busy. just a little. initially, i thought i was going to hate poly life as all/most of you know that i wanted to go to the jc but was forced to enter the poly because shit happens.

well, poly life is great. i love it. np is a really fun place. walking to classes, your "destined" to bump into someone you know(provided you went to 3 camps/your damn friendly). i thought getting into accountancy means doing math all day long(which i don't mind) but we learn useless fun stuff.

first day, i learnt about oral communication from a lecturer whose english isn't perfect. second day, i went to this Creative class where we drew on a paper and made a story which was easy peasy for me since i'm good at making stories(telling lies). since i could talk, i always told a story whenever i wanted to say something.

by the way, i've decided to join dragon boat and cassc dance. yes, dance. frankly speaking, after arts camp, i developed a soft spot for the arts. it was a part of me that was never developed cause the friends i had viewed arts as gay happy, so well, peer influenced got the better of me.

after hearing what time dragon boat training ends, i've got this feeling that i won't be able to blog for a long time. but well, if i can get this wire less thing fixed, i'll carry my laptop with me to school everyday. then will blog during lunch times.

this morning, went for a dental check up and found out that i've got 4 wisdom teeth which can't erupt since there aren't enough space and the dentist suggests that i take the bottom ones out. worse part is that they take them out one by one. they take 1 out so that you can chew your food on the other side. so the pain will be 2 times longer.

he also commented that my oral hygiene is above average.

P.S. i'm enjoying poly life.
P.P.S. i'm really enjoying poly life.
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Sports Camp

the long awaited post about sports camp is here. with plenty of pictures. go get a cup of tea/milk/whatever you like, kick back and enjoy.

firstly, let me mention that i went to sports camp with enthusiasm, i was relaly excited about it having heard that sports camp was better than FOC camp. sadly, sports camp was a real letdown.



it was started with introductions, that is the banana squad. i was rather puzzled why these guys were introduced one by one.



this was lunch later. looks damn nice right? it is. food was 10 times better than FOC. i was still mantaining a positive attitude towards sports camp.



a group picture after lunch. spot the blob(me).



those are letter boxes for groups and committees. for eg., if a guy likes a girl from another group, he drops a letter to her.



when i took this picture, this was the beginning of feeling bored because of my group and the group leaders. you see the guy in green, when i walked pass him, i said "ar ni kin.(very fast ar)" cause he ran super fast when we played touc rugby. but he ignored me so i thought he did not understand hokkien, when i sat behind him, i said "wah, you run very fast sia." he ignored again. nevermind, chill.

see the 2 girls infront wearing black, those are my group GLs. instead of standing in front of the group like other GLs teaching cheers or whatnot, they decided to adjourned to the side.





see the peeps standing in front, those are GLs teaching cheers and stuff. from here on, it was downhill all the way.



dinner! yum yum. for dinner and lunch, there was dessert for every single meal. there was 1 thing that kept me at the camp, it was the food, i wanted to eat my $20 worth of food. aH-Ha!



the next day, we were supposed to make catapults to fire waterballoons at the GLs.



blue waterballoons to be exact. aH-Ha!



it started out peacefully.



until someone threw the waterballoons using his hands.



squash is a very exciting and interesting game. yes ?



no.



no again. 2 people playing scissors, paper, stone and the loser gets smack on the hand. a few of us were actually crowding around them watching them play. we all know how interesting squash is now.



later we had to play this game where we had to pass the pockey stick with out mouth and there were always idiots who had to bite off some of it making it shorter.



when idiots people are in big groups, stupidity fun occurs.



weeeeeeeeeeee! i had no childhood so i'm having it now.



you guys suck!



you guys suck too!



what are they doing? i have no idea too. aH-Ha!



dinner, food, yum yum. did i mention that i like to eat?



then it was magnum force! woo hoo! GO MAGNUM! Magnum Force! I'm Ready To GO!

actually, before we saw the performance, we were divided into our groups to try out the stunts. i did not try cause i'm too fat to do anything. then an idea struck me.

i walked up to the guy cheerleader who was doing demonstrations to my group and said "You see the girl wearing pink shorts? she has a strong interest towards cheerleading, you might want to ask the cheerleaders over there to get her to participate."



hey! doesn't she look familiar? well, it is Donate Hui Jiun. clearly she is enjoying herself. Go Hui Jiun!

later that night, i walk down the stairs and i saw one of my GL filling up bottles with some drink, i asked and he told me it was milo. so i happily filled my bottle with milo too. then later i walked to my group and this guy asked me what drink it was, i told him it was milo.

he then scolded me for not telling the group about it. i argued back saying that it was the GL's duty and not mine and we quarreled a bit then he walked away scolding me something which i scolded him back using the same word with fuck behind. he walks back.

we quarrel abit then he pushes me, i walk right back in his face then a GL pushes me away and pulls him away. while he was being brought away, he shouted "NOT HAPPY OUTSIDE SCHOOL TALK! TOILET TALK AR?!" later, after the debrief, i swallowed my pride and even though i'm not in the wrong, i walked up to him and apologise. i decided to make right.

in my heart, i was wondering, what kind of fucked up GLs i had. a fight was about to happen and they did not know about it. then even the one who knew, did not even try to smoothen things out. Na-Beh. i fucking wanted to go home, sick of my group, sick of my GLs, sick of everything.

so i told one of the GLs then he brought me to the camp head telling me not to mention about the "fight" cause the GLs in my group will get in trouble. so i did not. my reason was not valid enough and the camp head made it sound like i was a quitter if i left the camp. so i decided to stay.



this was lunch.

we had dirty games that afternoon, paint and lots of dirty stuff. after bathing, some of them still had paint in their hair.



think national geographic. aH-Ha!



this was dinner, buffet. woot!



dessert. i had 2 servings of food and 3 bowls of dessert. yum yum.



this is my group's flag.



the "campfire"



zhi hao acting like the sissy that he is. aH-Ha!

later, we were sitting at the sports gallery then one of the GLs asked us if we wanted to stay at the sports gallery or move down to the track, some of us said stay at the sports gallery.

then this GL shouted "can your just go down? do us a favour can?"

if you wanted us on the track, just say so. why give options when there are no options in the first place.



if you slept on the last night, this would probably happen to you.



i'm a cheerleader written by hui jiun. told your she wanted to be one.



jerk written by hui jiun too. and i wonder why.

despite knowing the dangers of sleeping, i fell asleep. and woke up to find myself violated.



esther here, got broken heart somemore. yucks! below it also had " Magnum Force I'm Ready To Go!" written by i don't know who.



HT was here , nice hair man. written by hui ting, esther's partner in crime.



this guy wrote a love letter to the girl and they were both brought on stage. hai yo. dangers of camp. most likely to be embarrassed. you can't see their faces because i decided to hide them or rather, the lousy cameraman that i am could not get them.



this was breakfast. finally not bread or biscuits.

then rape squad was rampant. raping the GLs and camp coms.



this guy had his boxers torn and pulled over his head. power of the rape squad. aH-Ha! i had my underwear torn and pulled over my head too.



we played truth or dare and she had to kiss someone's dead feet skin. FEET! yucks!



Rape Squad in action! Rape Squad! Rape Squad! Rape Squad! Rape Squad! what is our motto? No Compromise!



this is just 1/4 of the total underwear and boxers from the victims. by the way, if you want to join rape squad, you need to get your underwear ripped first.

let me tell you how i got "raped" i was giving someone my number when that guy that i nearly fought with taps my shoulder and asks me to join in the hands cheer for rape squad, next thing i know, i'm on the ground and someone is pulling my underwear.

i did not resist since it was for fun anyway. but what irk me was that the guy that lured me went home and did not get his underwear ripped. if you want to do something to others, shouldn't you allow others to do it to you?

frankly speaking, i think that sports camp was fun too bad that my groups was fucked up not enthu and the GLs were fucked up not very jovial.

Cr4Pp!e

Off To Arts Camp

hey guys. had plenty to blog but did not have the urge to. i wonder why.

anyway, i was suppose to go to the gym with Andy,FOC Yandao. until i realised that i'm supposed to be at Arts camp. it starts today and i thought it was next week. aH-Ha! sorry Andy. next time, confirm go gym with you, see you do all the heavy weights while i do light weights.

so anyway, it is 12:17pm and i've not even packed my bags. i hope i remember to bring everything. so yeah, arts camp will be till 19/5 the from the 18/5 to 20/5, there is an orientation program for business students.

the next blogging session will be saturday(21/5) and i promise to blog about Sports camp. i guess i've been procrastinating. no holds bar, i will give you the full truth and my true feelings and opinion about it.

P.S. Sorry Jane
P.P.S. Sorry Jane
P.P.P.S. Sorry Jane

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Eleans First Outing

yesterday(14/5), it was Eleans(my orientation group) first outing. all eleans met at orchard mrt control station. then we split, some eleans went to far east and all while my group went to lido to check out the movies cause there were some who wanted to watch House of Wax.



we saw this movie poster and i couldn't resist the urge to take a picture of it. the guy in the picture is Zhi Hao. he voluntarily stood there for me to take a picture. no prizes for guessing what he fantasy is. aH-Ha!

we then went to cine to eat. and this was my lunch.



yum yum, 1 ton wan ton mee. after lunch, we went to meet the chao ah lian anne at heeren, one of the GLs for my group and adjourned to mambo pool at lucky plaza.

those who were not playing pool, were playing truth or dare, truth, the main question was "who is the one that you want to bang most in eleans." no prizes for guessing who came out with the question. it was me but i got it from sports camp truth and dare session. aH-Ha!



this was a group picture taken. now your know why i like to carry a camera with me at all times. aH-Ha! i get to take memories.



anne was dared to ask a guy to accompany her to the toilet to which she did it as though she does it all the time. aH-Ha! nah, she is just very sporting.

later shit happened there, just glad that everything was fine thereafter.

we then went back to cine for dinner at yoshinoya where i paid $7.70 for a beef bowl and a medium ice lemon tea. freaking expensive for a cheapskate no money person like me. but before that, i had a terrible stomach ache. the toilet was dirty and all considering it is a toilet in cine.



that is a cockroach. then there were cigarette butts all over the floor and a cup. there was not even a hook for me to hang my bag. it was broken. enough said.

later jeremy made all the guys jealous by showing us his powerbook. it is damn AWESOME!



with a touch of a button, this becomes this(below)



and it changes back to the first with the same button. damn awesome right? but wait, there's more.



with a touch of another button, this comes out, it tells you the time, date, temperature and many more. but best of all, it is this.



the logo lights up when your using the mac. AWESOME! all of us who were near the mac were damn pissed with not buying a mac. i wanted to kill jeremy on the spot to steal his laptop. i want my own powerbook!



here is a picture of alfred and i-forgot-what-is-her-name. don't they look lovely nice together. i'm not suggesting they are a couple, they are just FRIENDS. ok? point taken?

some pictures of guys in my group. i think narcissism is contagious.





later we went to esplanade by train. cheapskate no money me did not pay. i did the all time favourite trick where i think the guy in the control station knew cause he was staring at me even when i was at the escalator going down. i think it is discrimination against fat people.

while walking towards the esplanade, we "stumbled" upon this track.



where there was a race.



and a winner?



guys will be idiots and buffoons. doing this kind of nonsensical stuff. when people travel in large groups, idiocy occurs.



"Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups"

on the way to esplanade, anne, one of my GLs, was bombarded with the Cheeyby* cheer taught by none other than the chao ah beng Alfred. she was really sporting, we said it to her many many times and she could still laugh with us. see, i told your she is sporting.

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