Eleans First Outing

yesterday(14/5), it was Eleans(my orientation group) first outing. all eleans met at orchard mrt control station. then we split, some eleans went to far east and all while my group went to lido to check out the movies cause there were some who wanted to watch House of Wax.



we saw this movie poster and i couldn't resist the urge to take a picture of it. the guy in the picture is Zhi Hao. he voluntarily stood there for me to take a picture. no prizes for guessing what he fantasy is. aH-Ha!

we then went to cine to eat. and this was my lunch.



yum yum, 1 ton wan ton mee. after lunch, we went to meet the chao ah lian anne at heeren, one of the GLs for my group and adjourned to mambo pool at lucky plaza.

those who were not playing pool, were playing truth or dare, truth, the main question was "who is the one that you want to bang most in eleans." no prizes for guessing who came out with the question. it was me but i got it from sports camp truth and dare session. aH-Ha!



this was a group picture taken. now your know why i like to carry a camera with me at all times. aH-Ha! i get to take memories.



anne was dared to ask a guy to accompany her to the toilet to which she did it as though she does it all the time. aH-Ha! nah, she is just very sporting.

later shit happened there, just glad that everything was fine thereafter.

we then went back to cine for dinner at yoshinoya where i paid $7.70 for a beef bowl and a medium ice lemon tea. freaking expensive for a cheapskate no money person like me. but before that, i had a terrible stomach ache. the toilet was dirty and all considering it is a toilet in cine.



that is a cockroach. then there were cigarette butts all over the floor and a cup. there was not even a hook for me to hang my bag. it was broken. enough said.

later jeremy made all the guys jealous by showing us his powerbook. it is damn AWESOME!



with a touch of a button, this becomes this(below)



and it changes back to the first with the same button. damn awesome right? but wait, there's more.



with a touch of another button, this comes out, it tells you the time, date, temperature and many more. but best of all, it is this.



the logo lights up when your using the mac. AWESOME! all of us who were near the mac were damn pissed with not buying a mac. i wanted to kill jeremy on the spot to steal his laptop. i want my own powerbook!



here is a picture of alfred and i-forgot-what-is-her-name. don't they look lovely nice together. i'm not suggesting they are a couple, they are just FRIENDS. ok? point taken?

some pictures of guys in my group. i think narcissism is contagious.





later we went to esplanade by train. cheapskate no money me did not pay. i did the all time favourite trick where i think the guy in the control station knew cause he was staring at me even when i was at the escalator going down. i think it is discrimination against fat people.

while walking towards the esplanade, we "stumbled" upon this track.



where there was a race.



and a winner?



guys will be idiots and buffoons. doing this kind of nonsensical stuff. when people travel in large groups, idiocy occurs.



"Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups"

on the way to esplanade, anne, one of my GLs, was bombarded with the Cheeyby* cheer taught by none other than the chao ah beng Alfred. she was really sporting, we said it to her many many times and she could still laugh with us. see, i told your she is sporting.

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