kopitiam

lunch today was rather corny for me. while i was eating my fried rice with egg, i realised that the coffeshop was playing some music. the music playing was staying alive by gees, i wonder who. then was some janet jackson song.(luckily no music malfunction) after that was toy-box tarzan and jane. nothing special about that song except that i still can remember singing this song when i was younger.

Excerpt :

I am Tarzan from jungle you can be my friend
I am Jane and I love to ride an elephant

lets all think that Jane really wants to just ride an elephant. now i can understand why parents are objective of lustful obscene music. imagine your little girl singing that song loudly for everyone to hear. then you feel shameful cause you think dirty, so whose fault is it?

again, i went down to ikea again, to get that skyar lamp that costs $25 instead of the usual $39. there were only 2 left! Lucky~ took one and happily went to get the bulbs. walked over to the bulbs section where i nearly died. 2 bulbs for $15.90. 2 bulbs!!! their so-called energy saving bulbs sound like Secrets Costing Absoluely Merely.(SCAM) thank god that i was not gullible enough. later i went to a hardware shop near my place bought 3 bulbs for $3.60 , pity the poor sucker gullible fellow.

in the box that had the lamp, there was this small piece of useless handmade paper. basically it was for boasting show.

Reader : How did you know the paper was handmade?

the paper had a print on it saying it was handmade. reminds me of the poor people who make 1 t-shirt in 30secs for 8 cents per hour. then the bleeding shirt is sold for $40+. the brand logo is a tick. i shall not name the brand fearing i will get sued for i must name my source that is the Kopitiam(the corporation) but my immediate source is torrie.

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the gahment is trying to raise the birthrate and population in singapore. however many babies are prevented and murdered through condoms and abortion. let me list a few ways to up the birthrate and population.

1. Raise the price of contraceptives.(3 condoms for $15, and so on. surely the government can think of an adequate reason.)

2. Raise the abortion fee.(explain that now babies are more difficult to "kill" following UN's rules on human rights or some other thing, knowing the gahment, surely it is possible to fabricate stories)

3. Distribute porn artistic entertainment to the married males.(knowing that most men are easily influence by their hormones)

4. Give out body slimming vouchers to females.(since their superficial more concern about their outward appearance)

5. Promote single-parenthood as most babies are aborted because of the male's refusal to marriage.(use maia lee as the poster mum. clearly she can use some money condolences since sly's refusal)

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