ding-dong,ding-dong,ding-dong
first and foremost, i must warn the females out there about exploding hormones in the male species as xiaxue had met one today and don't do what she did if you meet one, do what she wanted to do.
secondly, i just realised that my font colour is pink although seen gay by some, to a perfectly straight guy like me, pink is seen as a feminine colour and i like girls. if your a female and you feel good looking at pink fonts, do visit my blog often and if you would like to meet me, please send 1 photo and write a 500 word essay on why i should meet you to david11_11@hotmail.com (picture must be clear, no group photos and i like girls in skirts*hint*) or if your a 20 to 40 something with plenty of cash and want to be my sugar jie/mummy/god mother or whatever skip the photo and essay and tell me your hp no.
last but not least of the announcements, thank you thank you jane. she said my blog is hilarious. let me copy and paste the meaning : marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter; "hilarious broad comedy"; "a screaming farce"; "uproarious stories" thank you, your far too kind. april 14, see you at ChangiMental Hospital Airport. and yes, i'll bring tissue paper for victoria.(jane said you will cry.)
went to town again(sadly cause there isn't anywhere else to go but was great cause jane said my blog is hilarious) to watch Alamak! So Sway! (A Series of Unfortunate Events) a rather good movie, much better then the Machshities ( the Machinist ) which i think is a straight grade F copy of Fight Club. after the movie, had to rush home cause got bible study.
on the way home, my dad called to say that bible study cancelled. go home so early for what sia. best of all, taking 143 home was well, entertaining. allow me to paint a picture so that you can admire and wish you were there too. taking 143 from orchard to my place has at least 20 stops. so it is a rather long journey already. then for every single stop, the bell is rung at least 3 times. allow me to explain the ringing sequence, 1st time when the bus leaves a bus stop, 2nd time when the bus is mid way to the next stop, 3rd time when the bus reachest the bus stop. at least 3 bleeding times each stop, 3! times 20plus gives you 60 over times. stinking jabronis can't check whether the bell is rung or not.
best of all, a guy in the front row of the upper deck got out of his seat, rings the bell then walk down the stairs. 5seconds later the lady sitting behind gets out of her seat, rings the bell and walk down the stairs. either she is damn stupid or irritating. at first, being the magnanimous, compassion, caring, concern, considerate and loving (4 Cs already), i wanted to give the benefit of the doubt to put the blame on a faulty button that rings by itself so i timed the rings and realised that they were spontaneous. clearly it is those stinking jabronis who rang the bell and irritated the hell out of me. these people are asking for a beating and they need it badly.
i think that SBS (Stupid Bus Service) and TIBS (The Idiotic Bus Service) should have censors to charge patrons that ring the bell when it is already rung.
Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
Ti-ti
Idiotic Patron : What the F*ck ? Why charge $1 more ? Check again.
Ti-ti
Idiotic Patron : Why charge another f*cking dollar ?
Me : Cause you spew vulgarities.
Idiotic Patron : Wah. Who invent this stupid thing 1 ? The Gahment ar ?
Me : Something worse, ME.
Cr4Pp!e
secondly, i just realised that my font colour is pink although seen gay by some, to a perfectly straight guy like me, pink is seen as a feminine colour and i like girls. if your a female and you feel good looking at pink fonts, do visit my blog often and if you would like to meet me, please send 1 photo and write a 500 word essay on why i should meet you to david11_11@hotmail.com (picture must be clear, no group photos and i like girls in skirts*hint*) or if your a 20 to 40 something with plenty of cash and want to be my sugar jie/mummy/god mother or whatever skip the photo and essay and tell me your hp no.
last but not least of the announcements, thank you thank you jane. she said my blog is hilarious. let me copy and paste the meaning : marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter; "hilarious broad comedy"; "a screaming farce"; "uproarious stories" thank you, your far too kind. april 14, see you at Changi
went to town again(sadly cause there isn't anywhere else to go but was great cause jane said my blog is hilarious) to watch Alamak! So Sway! (A Series of Unfortunate Events) a rather good movie, much better then the Machshities ( the Machinist ) which i think is a straight grade F copy of Fight Club. after the movie, had to rush home cause got bible study.
on the way home, my dad called to say that bible study cancelled. go home so early for what sia. best of all, taking 143 home was well, entertaining. allow me to paint a picture so that you can admire and wish you were there too. taking 143 from orchard to my place has at least 20 stops. so it is a rather long journey already. then for every single stop, the bell is rung at least 3 times. allow me to explain the ringing sequence, 1st time when the bus leaves a bus stop, 2nd time when the bus is mid way to the next stop, 3rd time when the bus reachest the bus stop. at least 3 bleeding times each stop, 3! times 20plus gives you 60 over times. stinking jabronis can't check whether the bell is rung or not.
best of all, a guy in the front row of the upper deck got out of his seat, rings the bell then walk down the stairs. 5seconds later the lady sitting behind gets out of her seat, rings the bell and walk down the stairs. either she is damn stupid or irritating. at first, being the magnanimous, compassion, caring, concern, considerate and loving (4 Cs already), i wanted to give the benefit of the doubt to put the blame on a faulty button that rings by itself so i timed the rings and realised that they were spontaneous. clearly it is those stinking jabronis who rang the bell and irritated the hell out of me. these people are asking for a beating and they need it badly.
i think that SBS (Stupid Bus Service) and TIBS (The Idiotic Bus Service) should have censors to charge patrons that ring the bell when it is already rung.
Ding-dong!
Ding-dong!
Ti-ti
Idiotic Patron : What the F*ck ? Why charge $1 more ? Check again.
Ti-ti
Idiotic Patron : Why charge another f*cking dollar ?
Me : Cause you spew vulgarities.
Idiotic Patron : Wah. Who invent this stupid thing 1 ? The Gahment ar ?
Me : Something worse, ME.
Cr4Pp!e
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