berrynice yogurt and ties
nothing special happened today except i went to town again and maia admits to her relationship with sly(the gay). it rhymes. i'm sorry if you disagree or dislike, i'm so sorry that i insulted your idol. i'm so sorry, allow me to give you a thousands "go screw yourself if you like sly." aH-Ha!
their marriage/relationship was not known because don't want to spoil his image lah. sly's image very important lah, very important that he is promoted as a single so that all the nothing-better-to-do-other-than-to-chase-sly girls can dream of being his girlfriend or better yet his wife. yeah, definitely you can, in your dreams.
Sly Female Fans : huh ? cannot marry sly ar ?
Me : Yep and i'm sorry that you got nothing better to do then to chase sly(the gay).
well, before this, i suspected that sly is not a man but now, i know for sure that he is not a man.
If he was a man,
Part 1 - he would not be having long hair like a girl with that xiao bai lian.(white face)
Part 2 - he would not do those kind of act cute facial expression.(maybe next time he will do the finger at the eye thing)
Part 3 - he would go on and marry maia instead of leaving her hanging and broken.
if you agree to marry someone, how can you say it was on impulse? means your not a man in the first place. say yes then back out later. especially with something as important as marriage.
Sly fans : Oi ! $#%$&^*$ ! Maybe it is maia force/pressurize him into marrying her?
Me : Wah- then he don't know how to say no? not man enough yes?
Sly fans : Ai-ya. he made a mistake so what? you think you perfect meh?
Me : i know i'm not perfect but with something as important as marriage, one must consider to the fullest. to leave maia just like that, where are his ethics?(maybe he still bad boy, need to clean up more, cut hair*) moreover, what about his parents? this reflects badly on his parents. in the papers, it says that both sides of the family and friends don't know about their secret plan. so i think that sly did not ask for maia's parents' permission to marry their daughter. i know i'm old fashion but i still think it is important to ask for permission.
Sly fans : Your JUST A FUCKING FUCKER!
Me : i'm sorry you support sly. i'm sorry that he is like this. maybe it has something to do with his bankrupt parents. i heard his mother cheated people of their money.
Sly fans : YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Me : Really really sorry for mentioning the truth. if any is false i'll apologise.
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anyway, today went to town again at Plaza Singapura's Mcdonald's
Order taker : Would you like to try our Berrynice Yogurt?
(stares at the picture for 2 seconds)
Me : No, i don't think it is Berrynice.
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some day before, was at centre point going up the escalator when
(names have been changed to protect the identity, i like to use the name PETER to poke fun at, will explain some time later)
Peter : who is Da Vinci ?
Me : Da Vinci is a pornstar. (loud enough for the shopkeeper to hear)
shopkeeper laughs along and all of us there laugh too. by the way, Leonardo Da Vinci was not only a painter, he was a sculptor, architect, musician, engineer and natural scientist.(wah, long ago so kiasu already ar? want to be so many things. now be scientist very good still want to be so many other things ar?) after knowing about these stuff on Da Vinci, i decided that i myself must be multi-skilled too. thats why i took up the lifeguard course.
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enough fun for the day, now to the serious stuff and i'm not joking.
today got match in new town(NTO v.s. NewTowners), i was not invited.
Reader : WHO THE MONKEY DO U THINK U ARE ? MUST PPLE INVITE AR?
allow me to explain how i know about the above match.(again, names changed to protect the innocent)
Friend A : Eh. askjfkasjflajf (i couldn't hear what he was asking the other guy about)
Me : What you say ar ?
Friend B (heard what was being asked and knows what's going on) : Don't say! Don't let him know!
so i'm not suppose to know and even if it is in a joking manner, that friend B said that, friend A did not wish to tell me. O-k. later i ask the person that friend A was talking to.
Me : what did Friend A say to you?
Friend C : he ask me whether i going for the soccer match tmr.
rest not important, i asked who was it between and what position he was playing to cover what i was thinking. basically, to have a soccer match between new towners and ex new towners requires at least 1 day preparation. i being the don't-go-mirc-often guy did not know so my fault. nevermind. but then when i asked, don't want to tell me. so i know that i'm not wanted.
Friends : eh, kangyu, not that we don't want you to go lah.
Me : nevermind, forget it.
even if your don't want me to go in the first place, nevermind. it's alright. seriously. allow me to take you readers for a history lessons.
once upon a time many many years ago. there was this lan shop named slangg. my "friends" were playing there. they went there together first so nobody got lost as someone among them knew the place. i don't know the place. i ran about finding the place for one and a half hour before finding the place. cellphones were invented at that time. no problem with calling them and asking directions. but then, directions were unclear leading me to run all over chinatown looking for that beloved lanshop. amazingly, i asked for one of them to come and fetch me or at least lead me into the promise land but they were too lazy, counter strike very important la.
haven't played in years, cannot just spend 5 mins, take the lift go down, walk 20 metres and meet me.( i was very near to the promise land) i remembered one of the phone call was like this.
Me : Please leh. come fetch me, i find like siao also cannot find.
Friend : sorry lah. i want to play. you try finding harder.
but then, no, don't want to fetch me. walked around till crazy still cannot find. then i pespire very easily. when i finally reached the place, nobody batted an eyelide. as though finding the place was easy peasy and took me 5 mins. damn shiok to know that you have a group of friends playing and sitting in air-con environment while you run amok in the blazing non air-con sun.
well, i think i have great friends. by the way, if you don't like what i typed and want to block me on msn go ahead cause i will block you. i'm taking it as i never had you guys as friends. from now on, i see you, stranger. think i'm joking? well, i did that to my cousin PETER during Chinese New Year and i sure damn well can do it to you guys..
the saying goes " once bitten, twice shy " my situation is " twice bitten, no more friends "
there was a second chance but well, i guess i don't deserve u guys as friends. i'm sorry i don't match your standard as friends. i'm really sorry.
P.S. The Last Section Is No Bullshit. All Seriousness. I'm earsing the existence of you guys as my friends.
Cr4Pp!e
their marriage/relationship was not known because don't want to spoil his image lah. sly's image very important lah, very important that he is promoted as a single so that all the nothing-better-to-do-other-than-to-chase-sly girls can dream of being his girlfriend or better yet his wife. yeah, definitely you can, in your dreams.
Sly Female Fans : huh ? cannot marry sly ar ?
Me : Yep and i'm sorry that you got nothing better to do then to chase sly(the gay).
well, before this, i suspected that sly is not a man but now, i know for sure that he is not a man.
If he was a man,
Part 1 - he would not be having long hair like a girl with that xiao bai lian.(white face)
Part 2 - he would not do those kind of act cute facial expression.(maybe next time he will do the finger at the eye thing)
Part 3 - he would go on and marry maia instead of leaving her hanging and broken.
if you agree to marry someone, how can you say it was on impulse? means your not a man in the first place. say yes then back out later. especially with something as important as marriage.
Sly fans : Oi ! $#%$&^*$ ! Maybe it is maia force/pressurize him into marrying her?
Me : Wah- then he don't know how to say no? not man enough yes?
Sly fans : Ai-ya. he made a mistake so what? you think you perfect meh?
Me : i know i'm not perfect but with something as important as marriage, one must consider to the fullest. to leave maia just like that, where are his ethics?(maybe he still bad boy, need to clean up more, cut hair*) moreover, what about his parents? this reflects badly on his parents. in the papers, it says that both sides of the family and friends don't know about their secret plan. so i think that sly did not ask for maia's parents' permission to marry their daughter. i know i'm old fashion but i still think it is important to ask for permission.
Sly fans : Your JUST A FUCKING FUCKER!
Me : i'm sorry you support sly. i'm sorry that he is like this. maybe it has something to do with his bankrupt parents. i heard his mother cheated people of their money.
Sly fans : YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP !
Me : Really really sorry for mentioning the truth. if any is false i'll apologise.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
anyway, today went to town again at Plaza Singapura's Mcdonald's
Order taker : Would you like to try our Berrynice Yogurt?
(stares at the picture for 2 seconds)
Me : No, i don't think it is Berrynice.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
some day before, was at centre point going up the escalator when
(names have been changed to protect the identity, i like to use the name PETER to poke fun at, will explain some time later)
Peter : who is Da Vinci ?
Me : Da Vinci is a pornstar. (loud enough for the shopkeeper to hear)
shopkeeper laughs along and all of us there laugh too. by the way, Leonardo Da Vinci was not only a painter, he was a sculptor, architect, musician, engineer and natural scientist.(wah, long ago so kiasu already ar? want to be so many things. now be scientist very good still want to be so many other things ar?) after knowing about these stuff on Da Vinci, i decided that i myself must be multi-skilled too. thats why i took up the lifeguard course.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
enough fun for the day, now to the serious stuff and i'm not joking.
today got match in new town(NTO v.s. NewTowners), i was not invited.
Reader : WHO THE MONKEY DO U THINK U ARE ? MUST PPLE INVITE AR?
allow me to explain how i know about the above match.(again, names changed to protect the innocent)
Friend A : Eh. askjfkasjflajf (i couldn't hear what he was asking the other guy about)
Me : What you say ar ?
Friend B (heard what was being asked and knows what's going on) : Don't say! Don't let him know!
so i'm not suppose to know and even if it is in a joking manner, that friend B said that, friend A did not wish to tell me. O-k. later i ask the person that friend A was talking to.
Me : what did Friend A say to you?
Friend C : he ask me whether i going for the soccer match tmr.
rest not important, i asked who was it between and what position he was playing to cover what i was thinking. basically, to have a soccer match between new towners and ex new towners requires at least 1 day preparation. i being the don't-go-mirc-often guy did not know so my fault. nevermind. but then when i asked, don't want to tell me. so i know that i'm not wanted.
Friends : eh, kangyu, not that we don't want you to go lah.
Me : nevermind, forget it.
even if your don't want me to go in the first place, nevermind. it's alright. seriously. allow me to take you readers for a history lessons.
once upon a time many many years ago. there was this lan shop named slangg. my "friends" were playing there. they went there together first so nobody got lost as someone among them knew the place. i don't know the place. i ran about finding the place for one and a half hour before finding the place. cellphones were invented at that time. no problem with calling them and asking directions. but then, directions were unclear leading me to run all over chinatown looking for that beloved lanshop. amazingly, i asked for one of them to come and fetch me or at least lead me into the promise land but they were too lazy, counter strike very important la.
haven't played in years, cannot just spend 5 mins, take the lift go down, walk 20 metres and meet me.( i was very near to the promise land) i remembered one of the phone call was like this.
Me : Please leh. come fetch me, i find like siao also cannot find.
Friend : sorry lah. i want to play. you try finding harder.
but then, no, don't want to fetch me. walked around till crazy still cannot find. then i pespire very easily. when i finally reached the place, nobody batted an eyelide. as though finding the place was easy peasy and took me 5 mins. damn shiok to know that you have a group of friends playing and sitting in air-con environment while you run amok in the blazing non air-con sun.
well, i think i have great friends. by the way, if you don't like what i typed and want to block me on msn go ahead cause i will block you. i'm taking it as i never had you guys as friends. from now on, i see you, stranger. think i'm joking? well, i did that to my cousin PETER during Chinese New Year and i sure damn well can do it to you guys..
the saying goes " once bitten, twice shy " my situation is " twice bitten, no more friends "
there was a second chance but well, i guess i don't deserve u guys as friends. i'm sorry i don't match your standard as friends. i'm really sorry.
P.S. The Last Section Is No Bullshit. All Seriousness. I'm earsing the existence of you guys as my friends.
Cr4Pp!e
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