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i used to think that reading blogs were cool and reading about someone's life is great. now i realised that most blogs are full of shit and books are the best place to gain knowledge.

i kinda feel strange knowing that whatever i write here, someone i know or do not know(gasp) might read it.

somehow, i prefer people looking at me and knowing nothing than staring me straight in the eye knowing my every move.

i'm gonna continue somewhere else (blogging that is). a new url. new writing style.

feel free to read the archives. i still laugh whenever i read them. so ill leave your with something.

interesting.

How You Are In Love

You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

good bye Crapings Of The Crapster for awhile.

i've just realised this, i'm screwed up, seriously screwed up. my life is so screwed up that i think that my parents were planning on screwing me up while screwing.

looking at my life just makes me feel sad about myself. i'm a complete screw upee(person who is screwed up).

life sucks seriously. if i tell you i'm fine, i'm lying.

good bye Crapings Of The Crapster for awhile.

i need to do something about my life.

14 Ways To Lose A Girl's Heart

Message: 14 ways to win a girls heart *so sweet
*
Message:

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when y'all walk next to
each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around
her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don't force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her HONESTLY.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your
arms as
long as possible.
9. Be super sweet to her
10. Pick her over ur friends. No matter
what! Even if your friends call u pussy
whipped.
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13. Pick her up and flirt with her.
14. Be a gentleman (hold the door for
her).

GIRLS - repost this if u think its sweet

GUYS - repost this if u would do any of it


....by opening this [chainmail] u have
been given
bad luck 4 2 months, but if u repost this
bulletin the bad luck will turn into good
luck.
title it 14 ways to win a girls heart...aite

hi... to anyone who is reading tis...
~take care~

i saw this piece of SHIT and decided that something needs to be done. hence this edit.

Message: 14 ways to lose a girls heart *all true
*
Message:

1. Hugs from behind.(be prepared to be sued for molest)

2. Grab her hand when your walk next to
each other.(again, be prepared to be sued for molest)

3. When standing, wrap your arms around
her.(what for? stop her from breathing? again, be prepared to be sued for molest)

4. Cuddle with her.(provided there is a bed but chances are your a geek and a girl will never be in bed with one)

5. Don't force her to do anything.(if your a sissy that is)

6. Write little notes.(what for? she'll lose them anyway, remember how she is always late? she forgets the time duh~)

7. Compliment her HONESTLY.(honestly? to compliment would be to lie and girls hate guys to lie, irony)

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.(trying to suffocate the girl? again, be prepared to be sued for outrage of modesty)

9. Be super sweet to her.(which means to lie and be her slave. what happened to Britney's I'm A Slave For You? it should be the other way round.)

10. Pick her over ur friends. No matter what! Even if your friends call u pussy whipped.(now this is major bullshit. you don't even want to know.)

11. Comfort her when she cries.(where is her best friend? you got your own shit to do. why listen to her half sobs when you can be doing something else?)

12. Love her with all your heart.(you might as well kill yourself first)

13. Pick her up and flirt with her.(now thats what you need to do)

14. Be a gentleman (if you want to end up as her best friend).

GIRLS - repost this if u think its false

GUYS - repost this if u would not do any of it


by opening this MAGICAL, MARVELOUS and [insert random big word] you have been bless by the CUPID who safeguards all the love in the world.

nice right? too bad friendster says there are some material that is unsuitable.

Cr4Pp!e

One Tree Hill Season 3 Episode 3

Mouth: Hey coach(refering to Whitey), erm could i ask you one more question? Off the record.

Coach(Whitey) nodds his head.

Mouth: How do you deal with losing someone you love?

Coach(Whitey) hesitates for a few seconds then says "Shut the door son, pull up a chair."

That is what i need to know.

My Younger Sister

my younger sister laughed so hard just now that she peed in her shorts. a few drops according to her.

What Is It

about life guards that is so attractive? is it the yellow shirt? red shorts? cool sunglasses? hot bod? flair? i don't know. maybe someone can let me know?

by the way, i'm not attracted to any female life guard if your thinking that.

I Have

fever and sore throat. can't be bothered to read anything so i'm going to watch some toilet fart humour/mind rotting movies. deuce bigalow european nonsense and freddy got analed staring tom green.