The True Jimbo Part 1
since the the 100th post has been made, i shall now begin a series of the true jimbo.
to start things off, i'm not 1.63m and 90kg and i do not have man-tits and smell. i'm 1.72m and 65kg.
PLENTY of people thought that i was 1.63m and 90kg. so just thought i should clear that up. aH-Ha!
Reader: You FUCKING LIAR! why did you lie that your a fat bastard?
good question. i don't see myself as perfect, i see myself as an inadequate individual. so i wrote myself as a fat guy who is extremely unfit. the obeseness that i "have" is my way of expressing my inadequateness.
so get it straight, i'm not 1.63 and 90kg. for those who believed that, take it as a lesson, don't trust whatever you see or read on the internet.
So are your posts true or false?
they are true to a certain extend for example, in this post, the part about the seniors pushing and pulling me is false but the part about the random jabronis is true. basically, now that you know i'm actually not 1.63m and 90kg and don't smell, use your bullshit detector to filter out the bullshit but i still chase for buses, everyone does. i perspire a lot, this is true.
Are you really studying in Accountancy at Ngee Ann?
yes i am. sadly to be exact, i have total no interest in accounts and to think back, i chose design and technology over principles of accounts in secondary school. although it is the most boring subject, i've got great classmates. to set the record straight, 11 years of education, this is the first time i felt being in a class.
Are you really in dragon boat?
yes i am. i'm in dance group(chinese dance) too. i go for canoe trainings on wednesdays sometimes too. thinking of resuming outward bound trainings on fridays depends on how quickly my body recovers.
Your in dance? Are you gay?
no i am not gay. my whole life, i've been playing sports. the artistic part of me is not developed. i believe one must be balanced in one's life. an upset of the balance will lead to extremes. i think i have a little talent too. think about it this way, i'm 18, never danced in my whole life, went for about 6 dance practices and i'm close to accomplishing a full split.
Cr4Pp!e
to start things off, i'm not 1.63m and 90kg and i do not have man-tits and smell. i'm 1.72m and 65kg.
PLENTY of people thought that i was 1.63m and 90kg. so just thought i should clear that up. aH-Ha!
Reader: You FUCKING LIAR! why did you lie that your a fat bastard?
good question. i don't see myself as perfect, i see myself as an inadequate individual. so i wrote myself as a fat guy who is extremely unfit. the obeseness that i "have" is my way of expressing my inadequateness.
so get it straight, i'm not 1.63 and 90kg. for those who believed that, take it as a lesson, don't trust whatever you see or read on the internet.
So are your posts true or false?
they are true to a certain extend for example, in this post, the part about the seniors pushing and pulling me is false but the part about the random jabronis is true. basically, now that you know i'm actually not 1.63m and 90kg and don't smell, use your bullshit detector to filter out the bullshit but i still chase for buses, everyone does. i perspire a lot, this is true.
Are you really studying in Accountancy at Ngee Ann?
yes i am. sadly to be exact, i have total no interest in accounts and to think back, i chose design and technology over principles of accounts in secondary school. although it is the most boring subject, i've got great classmates. to set the record straight, 11 years of education, this is the first time i felt being in a class.
Are you really in dragon boat?
yes i am. i'm in dance group(chinese dance) too. i go for canoe trainings on wednesdays sometimes too. thinking of resuming outward bound trainings on fridays depends on how quickly my body recovers.
Your in dance? Are you gay?
no i am not gay. my whole life, i've been playing sports. the artistic part of me is not developed. i believe one must be balanced in one's life. an upset of the balance will lead to extremes. i think i have a little talent too. think about it this way, i'm 18, never danced in my whole life, went for about 6 dance practices and i'm close to accomplishing a full split.
Cr4Pp!e
posted by jimbo at 8:17 PM
4 Comments:
i have known all these since like 89237948372984 years ago? =p
take care dude. ((:
to be or not to be.
guess who said that.
fashionista: alright genius. take care.
vic: erm. definitely not jimbo. you? haha. take care.
So many blogs and only 10 numbers to rate them. I'll have to give you a 8 because you have good content.
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