Disgusting Lip/My Room
alo. shan't say the obvious(i haven't blog for a while). Ooppss.
came back from canps golf with a few cuts due to my superhero duties or rather wanna act hero duties. we were at kallang's singapore canoe federation waiting to wash the kayaks when someone accidentally threw a volleyball into the kallang river.
ethan was about to swim and take back the ball when i stopped him and told him i would go instead.
me: where you going?
ethan: go down and take the ball loh.(pointing to the ball)
me: i go.
i walked slowly(to build up the tension) kinda like those action shows where the hero(heroine does not exist in my dictionary, aH-Ha!) walks slowly then swiftly kicks ass. anyway, i walked slowly, took off my shirt and dived into the unknown waters.
MISTAKE!!!!
i've been trained never to dive in murky or unknown waters reason being you don't know the dangers that lurk, i was supposed to either straddle jump or slide in.
anyway, my dive was very shallow and i had to continue the heroic displays. aH-Ha! while i was swimming towards the ball, weed or something came onto my face, i brushed the thing off casually.
got the ball, started to swim back when i knew i cut my leg because i kicked something sharp. threw the ball up, basket, not high enough, swam closer, threw again, my heroic act is done. when i swam back to the jetty, i was feeling damn weak, could not climb up by myself, ethan had to help me.
except for a few cuts on my right leg, i was alright. first things first i did not know that a girl accidentally threw the ball, all that was on my mind was to retreive the ball. when i got back up, there wasn't a single word of thanks. basket. i should have just been lazy. FUCK.
woke up next morning with a severly dried and swollen lower lip. i then realised that i cut my lip while saving the ball and the wound got infected, there was yellow pus or something ugly. it is disgusting and viewer discretion is advised. here is a picture if you would like to see.
on a lighter side of things, i'm going to show you my room. here it is during the day time.
reader: OMG! you play the guitar? you are so freaking cool. i love you.
me: nah, i know one song though, switchfoot - meant to live.
reader: asswipe! cheat my feelings.
here it is during the night.
nice? i designed everything myself, obviously. the different colours in my room represents the different feelings i can feel. colours affect our feelings, if your room is entirely blue, chances are, you might be feelings sad most of the time.
my bed has 4 pillows and 2 bolsters. aH-Ha! with that combination, i can sleep in any direction comfortably. by the way, the 4 pillows cost slightly above $100.
when my room was first done, my younger sister said it looked like a porn studio.
maybe she is right. anyway, i'm going to re-arrange stuff soon hence the pictures.
have a nice day.
came back from canps golf with a few cuts due to my superhero duties or rather wanna act hero duties. we were at kallang's singapore canoe federation waiting to wash the kayaks when someone accidentally threw a volleyball into the kallang river.
ethan was about to swim and take back the ball when i stopped him and told him i would go instead.
me: where you going?
ethan: go down and take the ball loh.(pointing to the ball)
me: i go.
i walked slowly(to build up the tension) kinda like those action shows where the hero(heroine does not exist in my dictionary, aH-Ha!) walks slowly then swiftly kicks ass. anyway, i walked slowly, took off my shirt and dived into the unknown waters.
MISTAKE!!!!
i've been trained never to dive in murky or unknown waters reason being you don't know the dangers that lurk, i was supposed to either straddle jump or slide in.
anyway, my dive was very shallow and i had to continue the heroic displays. aH-Ha! while i was swimming towards the ball, weed or something came onto my face, i brushed the thing off casually.
got the ball, started to swim back when i knew i cut my leg because i kicked something sharp. threw the ball up, basket, not high enough, swam closer, threw again, my heroic act is done. when i swam back to the jetty, i was feeling damn weak, could not climb up by myself, ethan had to help me.
except for a few cuts on my right leg, i was alright. first things first i did not know that a girl accidentally threw the ball, all that was on my mind was to retreive the ball. when i got back up, there wasn't a single word of thanks. basket. i should have just been lazy. FUCK.
woke up next morning with a severly dried and swollen lower lip. i then realised that i cut my lip while saving the ball and the wound got infected, there was yellow pus or something ugly. it is disgusting and viewer discretion is advised. here is a picture if you would like to see.
on a lighter side of things, i'm going to show you my room. here it is during the day time.
reader: OMG! you play the guitar? you are so freaking cool. i love you.
me: nah, i know one song though, switchfoot - meant to live.
reader: asswipe! cheat my feelings.
here it is during the night.
nice? i designed everything myself, obviously. the different colours in my room represents the different feelings i can feel. colours affect our feelings, if your room is entirely blue, chances are, you might be feelings sad most of the time.
my bed has 4 pillows and 2 bolsters. aH-Ha! with that combination, i can sleep in any direction comfortably. by the way, the 4 pillows cost slightly above $100.
when my room was first done, my younger sister said it looked like a porn studio.
maybe she is right. anyway, i'm going to re-arrange stuff soon hence the pictures.
have a nice day.
posted by jimbo at 2:12 PM
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