Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Odour

just now, i saw a bus that is power by natural gas. the first thought that came to my mind was WHAT THE HECK? then the bus moved away, there was very little sound, don't have that irritating sound that buses make when they move away.

i was wondering if the bus' air-condition was good. being in singapore with the bleeding hot weather. sometimes, after chasing the bus, you walk up thinking you can cool down and catch your breath instead, your greeted with more heat and you think your in a sauna.

maybe this is singapore's government ingenious genius method of helping singaporeans slim down. in time to come, maybe the government will promote these buses this way "Slim Down, While Travelling To Work/School/Etc..." then a fare hike adjustment will be in place because running the air-conditioned as heating system needs more money.

anyway, back to the buses that feel like a sauna, after chasing the buses, you board it then after awhile, someone boards it. then you smell something funny and this funny smell doesn't leave until you leave the bus. if your laughing now, please slap yourself. it is strictly un-funny.

yesterday, i entered the life, there was this lady in it(i won't say her race, fearing i will be labelled and being charged in court, click here for the story) her odour was like woah~ i entered the lift at the 16th level, it takes about 40seconds to get all the way down, the lift stopped at 2 levels, totalling the journey to be 1 min.

within that time, i took 2 breaths, 2 full breaths. i counted. each time i took a breath, i prayed that i will not pass out. cause it was the worse odour ever, she makes the guys in dragon boat smell like flowers.

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