MSU/Loser
Miss Singapore Universe 2005 is tonight. and i can't wait. woo-hoo! i'm betting on Lorraine Lai. cause i think she is hot and is my height, 1.65m although i'm a little fat chubby round the sides. i did a google search (Lorraine Lai) and found 2 websites which were rather interesting. first one i found was this. her full name is Lorraine Lai Hui Ping and her email is lorrainelai@yahoo.com(i bet she had a hard time coming up with that name).
the other website was this, that contained a testimonial from her.
Excerpt:
Under Peggy's guidance.................................. in 2001 GCE 'O' Level examinations.
-Lorraine Lai, Raffles Junior College(JC2)
i was rather quizzical, if she took the o levels in 2001 at 16, then she should be 20 in 2005 but the MSU website said she is 19. so i popped over to friendster(a demoralising website) and did a search for Lorraine Lai. 3 results came out, it was a tough call, out of the 3, i thought the most logical was to pick the one with location Singapore. voila~ it is none other than LL(lazy to type her full name) herself and it says she is 20,
(first from the right) so jasmine trias, another reason why i'm betting on her. plus she is book-smart(RJC student).
Catch the finals tonight 7.30pm Channel 5. Lorraine! Lorraine! Lorraine!
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How to identify thatyou'll never get laid your a loser.
1. your fat.
2. your short.
3. you spend an hour googling on someone you will never meet.
4. you sleep 16 hours a day.
5. you don't exercise because it is never 2 hours after you eat.(i eat every hour)
6. you take up 2 seats on the bus and mrt.
7. eating spicy food means you ooze(perspire) non-stop.
8. your friendster profile is viewed 34 times since 1st of march 2005 while your younger sister's is 496.
9. you create "other" users to leave comments on your blog.
10. you have no friends.
gushing monsoons. i fit every single description. i'm such a loser.(going to cry in my bed)
Cr4Pp!e
the other website was this, that contained a testimonial from her.
Excerpt:
Under Peggy's guidance.................................. in 2001 GCE 'O' Level examinations.
-Lorraine Lai, Raffles Junior College(JC2)
i was rather quizzical, if she took the o levels in 2001 at 16, then she should be 20 in 2005 but the MSU website said she is 19. so i popped over to friendster(a demoralising website) and did a search for Lorraine Lai. 3 results came out, it was a tough call, out of the 3, i thought the most logical was to pick the one with location Singapore. voila~ it is none other than LL(lazy to type her full name) herself and it says she is 20,
(first from the right) so jasmine trias, another reason why i'm betting on her. plus she is book-smart(RJC student).
Catch the finals tonight 7.30pm Channel 5. Lorraine! Lorraine! Lorraine!
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How to identify that
1. your fat.
2. your short.
3. you spend an hour googling on someone you will never meet.
4. you sleep 16 hours a day.
5. you don't exercise because it is never 2 hours after you eat.(i eat every hour)
6. you take up 2 seats on the bus and mrt.
7. eating spicy food means you ooze(perspire) non-stop.
8. your friendster profile is viewed 34 times since 1st of march 2005 while your younger sister's is 496.
9. you create "other" users to leave comments on your blog.
10. you have no friends.
gushing monsoons. i fit every single description. i'm such a loser.(going to cry in my bed)
Cr4Pp!e
posted by jimbo at 4:56 AM
1 Comments:
Hey! Thx. my idiotic BJ buddy kept saying she was ugly that he changed my opinion. i think she looks better in pictures though. haven't seen her in person *yet*. noo noo mengoola
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