Which is more disgusting ?

i woke up before 9.30am cause my dad ( read previous post ). so i'm here blogging. i would like to know something. which picture is nicer ? the jackass picture on the left or this one ? Yo, don't need to tell me your answer. i know the jackass picture is nicer and the other one looks like a girl made out of mucus. the jackass picture personifies fun and all the good stuff. and that picture, puts my feces to shame in the department of disgusting. ok, enough of these.

the day before(saturday), i went for my life saving class.(my stepping stone to be a lifeguard) then we did various land-based rescues. which were rope throwing, board throwing, wading and reaching. at the end of the lesson, the teacher asked how many rescues did we do today, then i classified the rescues as throwing, wading and reaching and said 3 while everyone said 4 so i said

"huh"

then this guy on my left looked at me in a most disgusted manner as though he saw his mother( i guess his mother is disgusting) and said

" 4 lah ! Wading, Reaching, Throwing Rope and Throwing Board lah ! "

then rolls his eyes and turn away. i smiled because i knew where his anger came from. later the teacher tells us that practicing is important for the test then this monkey immediately interrupts and say

" eh, wo jin tian tiew board liang chi dou bullseye leh."

english translation

" eh, the 2 times i threw the board were bullseyes."

stinking jabroni thinks he is damn good huh? but nvm, i shall explain where his anger is coming from. to be a lifeguard, one must first learn life saving 1,2,3. 1 being the basics and 3 the most tough among the life saving courses. gab entered the course the week before and i one week before gab(you do the math and find out) then on that auspicious saturday, the teacher points to gab and me saying

"Ni men shi life saving 3 de."

english translation

"You boys guys belong to the life saving 3 group."

which was same as that jabroni i mentioned earlier and this dude entered the life saving course months before us and now we're on the same level as him. aH-Ha! gab and i are like elite students. aH-Ha! we haven't even complete life saving 1 and he classifies us as the MOST advance of the group. in your face you sucka! Now Can You Dig That? Sucka!

P.S. I heard girls like lifeguards.
P.P.S. House Of Wax seems like a good movie and i'm gonna watch it anyway.

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