Thursday, June 02, 2005

Provocation - The Torment

i shall now give you the details of the provocation by jer(jerk) and his pal yuxin. basically, they are both mac users and i am a bloody windows user.

so if you put 2 mac users and a windows user together, you get provocation by the mac users as the windows user is outnumbered and mac users will jump at any chance to provoke a windows user whenever they outnumber the windows user.

the idiot that i am, took out my acer(windows operating system) and switched it on in front of jer and his pal yuxin. windows being a super lag operating system, took awhile to load. obviously, the mac users jump at the opportunity to humiliate me.

one of the mac users: haven't load finish windows yet ar?

me: yeah.

mac user(jackass): i load windows now, see who load faster.

for those who do not know, apple computers, can load windows operating system too but they first need to load their own mac operating system. obviously they loaded their mac operating system much faster than i did my windows. and when that jackass guy started loading windows on his mac, i was surprised that it loaded faster than me.

then later i asked "eh? how come your mac like never lag 1?"

jackass mac user "mac never lags. huh? your windows lag ar ?"

on top of all this, the apple computer has f9 to f12 functions in which it can minimise all windows, darken the background, maximise a certain window and do this.

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Dashboard, it has widgets.

the casing is "solid" as in when you carry it, you don't need to worry about it falling apart. i get that feeling whenever i'm carrying my acer with one hand.

here is a picture of the box that the powerbook came in.

the microsoft word for mac and power point for mac is 10 times nicer and better than the windows version.

take my advice, buy a mac. windows really suck. i would love a mac too but i've got no money.

P.S. Sponsors? Tai-tais? Sugar mummies? Rich girls? feel free to drop me an email.

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5 Comments:

Blogger victoria said...

thank God for pre uni life. no windows & mac wars... YET.

8:56 PM  
Blogger jimbo said...

victoria: haha. just buy an apple computer. be a lady, do the right thing.

2:10 AM  
Blogger × daFashionista × said...

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and filled. =p

10:14 PM  
Blogger victoria said...

WAHAHAHA! do you have the full video clip of that stand up comedy? it cracks me up all the time.

10:16 PM  
Blogger jimbo said...

june: HEY! great to see you here! this 2 weeks, i can't go for db and cp trainings because i'm sick. 2 days mc and 2 weeks off of physical activities. guess your charm worked. hahaha

fashionista: yes yes. i know my brain is empty. hahaha.

vic: that stand up comedy? are you refering to russell peters? yeah, i have it. let me know if that is the 1 you 1(geddit?).

2:46 PM  

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